The Snob
A Fat Golden Crown-Wearing Green-Eyed Rat With
Pigs Feet
Dressed
In A Colorful Robe Sticking It's Tongue Out
Surrounded By Green Cheese
& Diamonds
The Upward Position Of The Tongue Is Representative Of
"Compulsive
Upspeak"
A 4"x3.5" Watercolor by David Saks
"To
David - from Spanky McFarland"
Alfalfa, Darla, Spanky & Buckwheat
The Little Rascals - Our Gang
Spanky Surprised David With A Birthday Call
And Spent The Day With Him On August 1st 1990
Always Open - Password is lynx
The Most Valuable Players Spend
Time On The Bench
Life can be a beautiful
living dream because life is a wonderful thing.
People that are contemptible, vile, morally reprehensible, menacing and
not so wonderful will discover that their birth was nothing more than a prolonged and painfully dark terminal illness instead
of a prospering bright miracle.
Never forget it.
Compulsive Upspeak, a sharp
rise in the inflection and pitch contour of any speaker which indicates
a transitional pattern of stress through intonation accompannied by
the act of modifying
or
adjusting the inflection commensurate with the speakers relative degree of uncertainity
as to how they are being interpreted, suggests a pungent adjective of
disesteem.
Therapy
includes politely requesting the speaker to become a stamp collector.
-David Saks-
