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The Snob - David Saks

The Snob

A Fat Golden Crown-Wearing Green-Eyed Rat With Pigs Feet

Dressed In A Colorful Robe Sticking It's Tongue Out

Surrounded By Green Cheese & Diamonds

The Upward Position Of The Tongue Is Representative Of

"Compulsive Upspeak"

A 4"x3.5" Watercolor by David Saks

"To David - from Spanky McFarland"
Alfalfa, Darla, Spanky & Buckwheat
The Little Rascals - Our Gang 
Spanky Surprised David With A Birthday Call
And Spent The Day With Him On August 1st 1990

 Always Open - Password  is lynx

 The Most Valuable Players Spend Time On The Bench



 Life can be a beautiful living dream because life is a wonderful thing.

People that are contemptible, vile, morally reprehensible, menacing and not so wonderful will discover that their birth was nothing more than a prolonged and painfully dark terminal illness instead of a prospering bright miracle.

Never forget it.


 Compulsive Upspeak, a sharp rise in the inflection and pitch contour of any speaker which indicates

a transitional pattern of stress through intonation accompannied by the act of modifying

or adjusting the inflection commensurate with the speakers relative degree of uncertainity

as to how they are being interpreted, suggests a pungent adjective of disesteem.

Therapy includes politely requesting the speaker to become a stamp collector.

-David Saks-